Well I have not really talked to much about the funny stuff that happens in my classroom. Well for those whom have been waiting for said subject with a Dubai flair....here goes.
Me: "Class today we are talking about and drawing idioms"
Class: silence....
Me: "Does anyone know what an idiom is?"
Class: silence....
Me: "How about I say a few and see if you have heard them before"
Class: "That would be a good idea Mr. Hegge"
Me: "it is raining cats and dogs..."
Class: "Yea we have heard that before, what does it mean?"
Me: "It means it is raining really hard, that water drops are so big it is like cats and dogs..."
Class: "ha ha ha, that is funny"
Me: "here is another, your eyes are bigger than your stomach..."
Girl in my class: "not my mom, she had a tummy tuck and now her stomach is the size of her thumb cause my dad says she got too fat after having kids......"
Me:"Ummm......ok but most people have a bigger stomach than their eyes.....moving on..."
kids do say the darnedest things....
have a good week all...
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